My husband told me that I often say weird things, so this week I kept a record of a few phrases that might be considered slightly off-center. Judge as you will.
UPDATE: I have been just been made aware that Nick Cave does in fact have a 'Best Of' album which excites me almost as much as when I see a hearse.

Indeed, Mr Cave has not one, not two, but three (3) best-of albums! Also, I think you and I should be friends.